reblogged 11 minutes ago on 24 July 2014 WITH 204,534 notes »reblog
via sarahita // originally gnarly

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

image

sad-goddess:

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING SO HARD 

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

somebody come over to my house and step on my back

just step on it

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

image

and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

image

I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

thegoblinmarketofficial:

Draculas bride choker noble and simple ivory pearls gothic necklace with ruby bloody vampire fangs marks
By Pinkabsinthe 

reblogged 4 hours ago on 23 July 2014 WITH 174,628 notes »reblog
via jennstarkid // originally dennys

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

image

the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

image

the bridesmaids were elf maidens

image

the court jester and town crier were there

image

the cakes were gorgeous

image

image

luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

image

the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

image

unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

image

reblogged 5 hours ago on 23 July 2014 WITH 1,495 notes »reblog
via thekoontzy // originally malefactum

malefactum:

I’ve gotten a lot of asks wondering how I make the fangs shown above so here is my easy cheap trick:

• Buy plain fake nails from the store (ex: walgreens, cvs, beauty supply, it’s all cheap really and with a whole pack you can make as many as you want or reuse your old ones!)

• Use scissors to cut out fangs to fit your teeth. (Use a size up from your tooth so it will lie flat.)

Purchase denture glue (yes that stuff that old folks use to keep their fake teeth in with)

Apply a small amount to the back of the fake nail/tooth and hold it on to your tooth until it feels secure. (Your lips will help keep it in, don’t worry if it moves when you push it with your tongue.)

Voila! You’re the inhuman creature you have always wished to be. Just.. you know… don’t eat anything except liquids or your dreams will come crashing down.

Eternally Yours, 

   Malefactum

reblogged 5 hours ago on 23 July 2014 WITH 786 notes »reblog
via thekoontzy // originally moshita

moshita:

cardiac wallpaper

available here

thx to juliaclementine for showing me :)

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

image

image

…………………….OH MY GOD