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via celerypony // originally celerypony

celerypony:

~SUPER SPECIAL CELERY GIVEAWAY!~

No fancy picture this time.  Someone stole my tablet’s chord because it happen to fit their phone so CLEARLY it was their’s to take!

Hey, speaking of tablets… That’s what is gonna be given away!  One of my super lucky followers will receive a DRAWING tablet for themselves!  I can only have one winner this time, though.   

Wacom Intuos Creative CTL480

It’s a  "Wacom Intuos Creative CTL480”!

HOW TO ENTER:

 •Follow Celery

 •Like this post

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HOW TO GET A SECOND ENTRY

 •Reblog this post.

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WHEN THE GIVEAWAY ENDS:

 •Some time September 5-7, 2014.

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THE LUCKY WINNER MUST:

 •Send me a message within 24 hours of the winner’s announcement.

 •Send me a message with their home/some address the tablet can be shipped to!

 •Say “Thank you, Celery!”

The winner will get tracking info as well, so we can make sure they get the tablet.

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Yep!  You have to follow and like this post to enter for the giveaway for the tablet.  If you reblog as well as like and follow, your chances of winning are multiplied!

Q&A

— I live in [X country], can I enter?

Yes!  Everyone on planet Earth is able to enter! (Sorry, Plutonians)

— Must follow?! That’s some cheap ploy to make people follow you!

This is a gift for my followers.  Not for all of tumblr.  Now, you can follow me just for the giveaway and then unfollow when the giveaway is over.  The giveaway is available to my awesome, super supportive, and patient followers.  It’s a bit of a thank you. I just wish there were more winners.  Maybe next time!

— Can I reblog with my other tumblrs?

If they are all separate accounts, I wouldn’t know you were all the same person.  If they were all the same account, only one tumblr would show as liking and following, so the rest wouldn’t count.

— SCAAAAAAAM

Nooooo.  All I require is your personal information upon winning! (Home address to ship the tablet)

—  PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED/WANT IT!

Beggars are automatically disqualified..

GOOD LUCK!

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via sarahita // originally medicinalcocaine

helyon:

finally.

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via grimdarkbabe // originally 4w-k

backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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via sarahita // originally dichotomized

sarahita:

americasnumberonepartybitch:

earthtokylie:

lopsidedown:

dichotomized:

The Devil’s Chair in Cassadaga, Cemetery, Florida is a graveside bench. Local legend depicts the devil as a good-ol’-boy. If you sit in the chair, you run the chance of having a heart-to-heart with the Lord of Darkness, who is rumored to show up to anyone who dares to wait for him there.

I’d do it

americasnumberonepartybitch

I’m down

What the heck is wrong with you people!? You play around what that shit too much

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via blatantlyqueer // originally anywigwilldo

vegan-vulcan:

anywigwilldo:

So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.

Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.

Here, have a petition.

fucking SIGNED. SPREAD THIS AROUND EVERYWHERE

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via coyotecomforts // originally swanqueenidiot

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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via sammiwolfe // originally tastefullyoffensive

stayspectacular:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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via themrcreepypasta // originally deadjosey

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

Hi I’m Pumpkin and my art style is called “inconsistent and shitty”. x___x

The scanner fuckered up the colors and I’m sorry for any inaccuracies. But ta-dah~? It’s (mostly) finished.

The song is here if you want to listen to it while looking at this.

These lovely Darks belong to (in order):

mst3kman

artsysnowleopard

awesomeminteh

beefish123

tardises-and-tardigrades

kaanayamaaryam

monodes

demonicdivagation

minecraftwarcat

thecursedknight

lunamositii

nopathfollowed

yaschiri

rachelsblogthing

charliewoodham

thekimmeh

the-chief-mooseketeer

citycatslack

halcy:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

It’s actually super easy and you see basically how in the picture: Just cut slits about like 3/4 down in a big (dry) log with a chainsaw. Then, just light it up on top with some smaller branches and whatever, the inside will catch fire, and it’ll burn for a long time. Great at outside events in the cold months.

shield-maiden-for-christ:

loving-life16:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

It somehow warms my heart knowing that this is a man who really lost a leg and is embracing it by dressing like a hero who has the same disability like him.

I know that might sound weird, but I love seeing people like this man not letting anything bring them down.

That is so awesome

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via otterly-sherlocked // originally grubsludge

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

bulletsforamerica:

Bobcat driving level: Expert.

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via otterly-sherlocked // originally punkcr

whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

Anonymous


punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

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via maplewolf // originally stigmartyr762

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."